Voor 20 miljoen sprekers:
For 400 million speakers:
Greek crisis
Onschere vaderlandsche taele
Anglosaxian
Nasty map
Virus
Forgive me for the roughness of this drawing. I’m so sorry…Really….
But it is about the end of the human race! No time to lose!
Dutchanian
Englodian
Voice
Netherlandonian
Englandonian
Trade
Baby apple
Partanus went travelling and saw some weird things in Greece, Bulgaria and Romania.
*Appel met lichaam van humanoïde baby (kan een optische illusie zijn)
strike
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Parental love
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Voor Nederlands ook, maar in spiegelbeeld.
Nederlands:
You will not understand this unless you click on the image
English:
If you still don’t understand it call 0700 002 003 004, and they will put someone on the phone who will
explain it properly. (1 euro/m)
Elisabeth IX
Interesting post
I use this post to say that I didn’t post anything for a long time.
I hope this entertains you and I promise more stuff in the distant future that will be less entertaining.
It will be gross, disgusting, shocking, boring and beautiful.
You can also send me money because I don’t have money.
And coffee. I need coffee. No take that back. A beer. I need a beer.
Nono…Soup. That’s what I need. Cold soup that is. With peas. And such.
Therapy for depressive women
The lay-out sucks, but that’s because Partanus doesn’t give a shit.
Partanus started to write a therapy book. More to come.
(therapie voor depressieve wijven – voor vertaling google translate of Engels leren)
Passion
Better ask her soon!
Fridge
No post in a week! I had to do something!
Poor physical condition
Brrrrrr…
I’m sure I can get used to this!
“Ik weet zeker dat ik hier wel aan kan wennen!”
…
Getting used to impossible situations/typography
Your mum starts to look a bit like…
I think I’m going for a Turkish dessert in my fridge and a very good night’s sleep.
Wild Dreams
I, Partanus’s humble servant, introduced a rating system for you (dear fans) to rate the cartoons.
I hope every one of you (yes, the 4 of you!) rates as many drawings as possible so Partanus will know which cartoons you like the most.
Partanus likes criticism and donations.
Here we go…Wild dreams:
Cultural differences
Fag dad
High buildings make me puke
Mum supports artistic ambitions
Smoking a cigarette
Football
It’s not very nice, but so are angry angels…
English Nederlands
Your ad here
If you have money enough…
finger
Shaving, reruns and Lady Gaga
The Partanus brain has been pretty busy lately. I only need enough time to scan the drawings!
More to come!
Het Partanus brein is heel actief geweest de laatste tijd. Partanus heeft meer tijd nodig om alles in the scannen!
I was tricked into watching reruns again…
Because most people end up here looking for pictures of shit…Here’s some real shit!
Het gros van mijn bezoekers blijkt hier te verzeilen omdat ze op zoek zijn naar afbeeldingen van stront…
Ik heb een reputatie hoog te houden!
Staring and drinking
I fokking deserved that 50 cl beer okay!
And that’s my hand…It is beautiful.
Everything was better in prison
“Alles was beter in de gevangenis.”
Ping pong
Stephen Hawking trying to rape someone
I’m so sorry you had to see that…
Empty bag of something
Frodo Teabaggings
No head
Waal
Almost beautiful
Kabouter
Mini Moses
Not exactly the same powers as Moses but still…
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Cat lover
A friend
“I’m an improbable friend” whispered the virus in his ear.
Porn in color
En hij kan het weten.
This time of the year
The heroin of Buchenwald
Memoirs from a prison camp.
Alzheimer
For English, please scroll down.
English version: click thumbnail below
Calculator
English version below the Dutch one, you impatient sad git!
Here it is. Please click on the thumbnail:
Excuses
Bear
Thou shall find an English version below the Dutch one.
Thong
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