NEW COMIC Tourette

Let me introduce you to a new little character. Her name is Tourette.

tourette, grof, dokter, ziek, spuit, meisje, kind, schelden, cartoon

tourette_dokter_ENG

You have to look for what you want in the right place

The first picture of my self-help book, said the voice in my head (the ambitious one).

vase, looking for happiness, finding what you want, obstruction

The cliche corrected

It’s been ages…But we are back. With something that might cause some discussions…

cliche, men, women, sex, money, naked, what men thing, what women think, sexist, sexism
The cliche corrected

 

Portrait

It has been a long time. But maybe after seeing this cartoon you might think I could have waited a bit longer.

Yet, here it is…

English:

portrait artist poo shit love

En in het Nederlands (vele beter natuurlijk, stelletje Engelstalige klootzakken):

portret kunst poep stront liefde geschenk

 

 

Republicans

Rick Santorum scares the hell out of me! How can one trust a guy like that? Anyway, he probably sins against his own preaching like mad and had more male flesh in his rectum than Jenna Jameson.

Anyway, I’m not an american and I hope one of those fbi bots doesn’t find my cartoon and put me on a black list so one day I would be in trouble when I want to visit the states and a republican government is in power.

republicans, "gay bashing", gay marriage, cartoon

En in het Nederlands:

cartoon, republikeinen, Rick Santorum, "gay bashing", homo huwelijk

Why artists don’t have social lives…

Something other artists can relate to I guess…

Have a nice weekend, person.

cartoon "geen sociaal leven" artiesten 'obsessie'

cartoon "artists" "no social life" obsession "drawing for work" "drawing for yourself"

 

 

 

 

Raggamuffin

Apologies to my English speaking audience but the next bit is impossible to translate…

Het lag al een tijdje op mijn balzak. Een Selah Sue cartoontje.

cartoon "selah sue" "lady gaga" "selah Sue fan"

 

 

The way to success

succes cartoon "the way to success" "lazy person"

Voor Nederlands klik op de onderstaande thumbnail:

succes cartoon luierik luiwannes viezerik

We all know them. It could be your boss, your mother-in-law, the grumpy gardener…People who blame other people for their lack of succes instead of doing something about it themselves. I, for example, could be filthy rich by now, but I blame all of you for not donating 10.000 euros to my paypal account! Anyway… happy whatever-day.

love and fear

ENGLISH

First of all, an amazing 2012 for all of you!
Since you are a Partanus reader, you are truly one of a kind…A precious diamand eyeball ornament, a member of an elite force, the top of the world’s society…
This will reflect on the year 2012 and all of you will prosper, be it in toenail-polish, love for a pet, a profound interest in body deformations, etc…May all what you wish come true or, if not, may you be satisfied with what you get instead.
As a gift from Partanus you get…TOTALLY FREE 100% SUCCESS GUARANTEED…a beam of happiness, sent in your direction. (we want it back in 10 days)…
Of course if you are not a facebook fan already, please become one, subscribe to the blog and spread the word. Partanus needs to be famous in 2012.

The first cartoon of 2012…

rat bestiality love cartoon

I guess he will never tell her…

NEDERLANDS

Een geweldig 2012 voor jullie allemaal!!!
Aangezien u een Partanus lezer bent, trekt het geen twijfel dat u werkelijk uniek bent. Een onbetaalbaar diamanten oogbalornament, lid van de elite troep van de elite troepen van de elitetroepen, de absolute top van de samenleving.
Dit alles zal op vochtige wijze het jaar 2012 insijpelen en u vruchten leggen in welke activiteit uw hart ook beroert, zij het kikkerbiltrekken, teennagelschilderen of het bestuderen van onwaarschijnlijke lichaamsverminkingen. Dat al uw wensen mogen uitkomen, en als niet, dat u het geluk moge vinden in dat wat u krijgt voorgeschoteld.
GRATIS en voor niets met een 100% SUCCES GARANTIE krijgt u verder een warme straal geluk uw richting uitgezonden! (na 10 dagen wel terugsturen naar dit adres aub)
Indien u nog steeds geen facebookfan bent, please wordt er eentje en je kan je ook inschrijven om Partanus in je mailbox te krijgen. Verspreid het woord Partanus’s o waarde volgeling! Partanus moet beroemd worden in 2012!

De eerste cartoon van 2012. Over iets heel, heel moois…

rat liefde cartoon bestialiteit

Hij zal het haar nooit vertellen zeker?

The Ernest show

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We guarantee self-esteem, happiness,  a big penis, bigger breasts, money, a healthy child and all other solutions to whatever insecurity you might have.

Partanus

Horst – Boredom

Partanus will publish a series called HORST.

It’s about a little rat who lives in an abandoned sewer. He is totally on his own but will occasionally be seen with a hard boiled egg.

It’s unclear whether the egg is actually alive or if it is an hallucination. We like to believe that he is real.

He will have to improvise to find love, food and to be entertained.

To set the mood, a first sample. The comic can be 3 panels as well, depending on Partanus’s level of laziness.

He loves all of you

“Dit zou de verveling uit mijn lijf moeten zuigen…Of althans mijn navelpluisjes…”