NEDERLANDS – Page 2

Interesting post

I use this post to say that I didn’t post anything for a long time. I hope this entertains you and I promise more stuff in the distant future that will be less entertaining. It will be gross, disgusting, shocking, boring and beautiful. You can also send me money because I don’t have money. AndContinue reading “Interesting post”

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Therapy for depressive women

The lay-out sucks, but that’s because Partanus doesn’t give a shit. Partanus started to write a therapy book. More to come. (therapie voor depressieve wijven – voor vertaling google translate of Engels leren)

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Passion

Better ask her soon!

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Fridge

No post in a week! I had to do something!

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Poor physical condition

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Twitter

Brrrrrr…

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I’m sure I can get used to this!

“Ik weet zeker dat ik hier wel aan kan wennen!” … Getting used to impossible situations/typography

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Your mum starts to look a bit like…

I think I’m going for a Turkish dessert in my fridge and a very good night’s sleep.

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Wild Dreams

I, Partanus’s humble servant, introduced a rating system for you (dear fans) to rate the cartoons. I hope every one of you (yes, the 4 of you!) rates as many drawings as possible so Partanus will know which cartoons you like the most. Partanus likes criticism and donations. Here we go…Wild dreams:

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Cultural differences

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Fag dad

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High buildings make me puke

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Mum supports artistic ambitions

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Smoking a cigarette

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Football

It’s not very nice, but so are angry angels… English Nederlands

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Your ad here

If you have money enough…

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finger

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Shaving, reruns and Lady Gaga

The Partanus brain has been pretty busy lately. I only need enough time to scan the drawings! More to come! Het Partanus brein is heel actief geweest de laatste tijd. Partanus heeft meer tijd nodig om alles in the scannen! I was tricked into watching reruns again… Because most people end up here looking forContinue reading “Shaving, reruns and Lady Gaga”

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Staring and drinking

I fokking deserved that 50 cl beer okay! And that’s my hand…It is beautiful.

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Everything was better in prison

“Alles was beter in de gevangenis.”

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Ping pong

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Stephen Hawking trying to rape someone

I’m so sorry you had to see that…

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Empty bag of something

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Frodo Teabaggings

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No head

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Waal

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Almost beautiful

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Kabouter

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Mini Moses

Not exactly the same powers as Moses but still…

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What happens to people who don’t subscribe to the Partanus blog?

Make it easy for yourself…subscribe! Use the subscribe button on the right…

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Cat lover

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A friend

“I’m an improbable friend” whispered the virus in his ear.

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Porn in color

En hij kan het weten.

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This time of the year

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The heroin of Buchenwald

Memoirs from a prison camp.

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Alzheimer

For English, please scroll down. English version: click thumbnail below

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Calculator

English version below the Dutch one, you impatient sad git! Here it is. Please click on the thumbnail:

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Excuses

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Bear

Thou shall find an English version below the Dutch one.

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Thong

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Mass murderer in heaven

God talking to a mass murderer in heaven. Voor nederlands enkele scrolletjes naar beneden of als u geen scrollertje hebt (kapoen) kan u het balkje rechts naar beneden schuiven om tot de begeerde destinatie te geraken.

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Time travel

I always found Twiki bloody annoying…

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Rufus

MAN: The last bit is a bit deeper Rufus… DOG: He probably sat on my food bowl on purpose… (For the English speakers, tell me if this makes no sense…It probably doesn’t anyway, but you know what I mean….or not….pfff…it’s getting late…)

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Nothing to read

I hate that!

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How to remove the head of your boss

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The story of Jesus as it really happened

For English press the “down arrow” key approximately 20 times. En ne kir int engels ok And the lord came to me and said “listen carefully for I shall explain what really happened to my son Jesus!”

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Het beste…

This is how I felt this morning…

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Wrong jacket

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Shamestand

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Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder: I just called to say I love you… Maria: That’s possible but I want my tank top back… Narrator: Stevie explained that he washed the white top with the colored laundry and the top colored pink. It also shrunk considerably… Maria was disappointed and disconnected.