Omwentelingen – PARTANUS

Did you do something with your hair?

INGLISLSH DLUTSCH

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Raggamuffin

Apologies to my English speaking audience but the next bit is impossible to translate… Het lag al een tijdje op mijn balzak. Een Selah Sue cartoontje.

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Things you would have to eat

Well…At least I’m not upsetting any Muslims…

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Greek crisis

Onschere vaderlandsche taele Anglosaxian

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Virus

Forgive me for the roughness of this drawing. I’m so sorry…Really…. But it is about the end of the human race! No time to lose! Dutchanian Englodian

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I use this post to say that I didn’t post anything for a long time. I hope this entertains you and I promise more stuff in the distant future that will be less entertaining. It will be gross, disgusting, shocking, boring and beautiful. You can also send me money because I don’t have money. AndContinue reading “Interesting post”

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Therapy for depressive women

The lay-out sucks, but that’s because Partanus doesn’t give a shit. Partanus started to write a therapy book. More to come. (therapie voor depressieve wijven – voor vertaling google translate of Engels leren)

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Twitter

Brrrrrr…

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Your mum starts to look a bit like…

I think I’m going for a Turkish dessert in my fridge and a very good night’s sleep.

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Fag dad

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Shaving, reruns and Lady Gaga

The Partanus brain has been pretty busy lately. I only need enough time to scan the drawings! More to come! Het Partanus brein is heel actief geweest de laatste tijd. Partanus heeft meer tijd nodig om alles in the scannen! I was tricked into watching reruns again… Because most people end up here looking forContinue reading “Shaving, reruns and Lady Gaga”

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Everything was better in prison

“Alles was beter in de gevangenis.”

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Ping pong

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Empty bag of something

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Waal

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Mini Moses

Not exactly the same powers as Moses but still…

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A friend

“I’m an improbable friend” whispered the virus in his ear.

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Porn in color

En hij kan het weten.

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This time of the year

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Alzheimer

For English, please scroll down. English version: click thumbnail below

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Calculator

English version below the Dutch one, you impatient sad git! Here it is. Please click on the thumbnail:

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Excuses

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Bear

Thou shall find an English version below the Dutch one.

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Thong

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Time travel

I always found Twiki bloody annoying…

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How to remove the head of your boss

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Het beste…

This is how I felt this morning…

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Wrong jacket

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Shamestand

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Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder: I just called to say I love you… Maria: That’s possible but I want my tank top back… Narrator: Stevie explained that he washed the white top with the colored laundry and the top colored pink. It also shrunk considerably… Maria was disappointed and disconnected.

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Bernie Shoe

Double trouble Bernie…

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Chicken

I was having lunch and was thinking about this…Chicken tastes so good that even if I would know a chicken very well…I would still eat it…A sprout on the other hand…I could be best friends with a sprout…

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Club Mistique-Tenerife

Bert wasn’t interested in Johanna’s tits. The only thing he wanted was hot milk… But they didn’t have that at swingers club Mistique-Tenerife… BERT; Goddammit…

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Bigger than certain buildings

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Ongeluk in Oorlogstijd

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Besluimeringen

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Belgacom

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Respekt!

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Verslingeringen

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Liefste mug

Misschien is het tijd voor een volgende stap. Wij hebben elkaar nodig. Mijn bloed is uw culinaire verzetje en ik hou ervan om gezellig met jou te zitten zoemen. Mijn buren hebben al gereclameerd. Dat ze het gezoem elke avond beu zijn. Dat ik er maar eens mee moest ophouden om al brullend muggen naContinue reading “Liefste mug”

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Het conflikt van Heinrich Zwiebel

Heinrich Zwiebel groeide op in Braunsweig in het midden van Duitsland in de jaren 20. Zoals in vele Duitse gezinnen die te lijden hadden onder de depressie waren zijn ouders nazigezinden. Het portret van Hitler was eind jaren 30 niet meer weg te denken in de living van de Zwiebels. Heinrich echter, moest niets weten vanContinue reading “Het conflikt van Heinrich Zwiebel”

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De pillen van Eustachius

Een verhaal over poeder. De pillen van Eustachius