ENGLISH – PARTANUS

It has been a long time. But maybe after seeing this cartoon you might think I could have waited a bit longer. Yet, here it is… English: En in het Nederlands (vele beter natuurlijk, stelletje Engelstalige klootzakken):

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Did you do something with your hair?

INGLISLSH DLUTSCH

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When I ask to do the washing up…

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What hands think

I saw this one in an older sketchbook and had to giggle like a little girl. Admit it. You secretly fingered one hand with the other. You can share your experience here.

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Stil life

Painting of inanimate objects.

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Republicans

Rick Santorum scares the hell out of me! How can one trust a guy like that? Anyway, he probably sins against his own preaching like mad and had more male flesh in his rectum than Jenna Jameson. Anyway, I’m not an american and I hope one of those fbi bots doesn’t find my cartoon and put meContinue reading “Republicans”

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Ikea

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tight pants

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Painter

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Long straw

I imagined the character thinking this whilst sucking on a straw. I agree with him. They are awesome. And he has a beautiful sucking face.

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The way to success

Voor Nederlands klik op de onderstaande thumbnail: We all know them. It could be your boss, your mother-in-law, the grumpy gardener…People who blame other people for their lack of succes instead of doing something about it themselves. I, for example, could be filthy rich by now, but I blame all of you for not donatingContinue reading “The way to success”

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On the bus

Englez Olandez

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Throwing parties

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Jesus recommends Partanus!

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Wireless

NL ENG

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love and fear

ENGLISH First of all, an amazing 2012 for all of you! Since you are a Partanus reader, you are truly one of a kind…A precious diamand eyeball ornament, a member of an elite force, the top of the world’s society… This will reflect on the year 2012 and all of you will prosper, be itContinue reading “love and fear”

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Lumb

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How I felt this morning

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Snow

Niet vergeten de facebook-pagina te liken. Ik heb meer fans nodig. Yes joe ken! Don’t forget to like the facebook page. Yes you can!

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Magic hat

Remember to subscribe and like Partanus on facebook. Also if you hate it to the core.

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Bonsai

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The Ernest show

Don’t forget to like Partanus on facebook and subscribe to get the Partanus cartoons in your inbox. We guarantee self-esteem, happiness, a big penis, bigger breasts, money, a healthy child and all other solutions to whatever insecurity you might have. Partanus

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Romance

Pfff…some men…

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Hobbies

It has been too long. Belgionian: Engelsk

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Things you would have to eat

Well…At least I’m not upsetting any Muslims…

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Seeds

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Story pack! Available NOW!

Voor 20 miljoen sprekers: For 400 million speakers:

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Nasty map

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Voice

Netherlandonian Englandonian

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Trade

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Baby apple

Partanus went travelling and saw some weird things in Greece, Bulgaria and Romania. *Appel met lichaam van humanoïde baby (kan een optische illusie zijn)

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strike

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Parental love

For English press alt + SHIFT + another key + another key on the other end of the keyboard Voor Nederlands ook, maar in spiegelbeeld. Nederlands: You will not understand this unless you click on the image English: If you still don’t understand it call 0700 002 003 004, and they will put someone onContinue reading “Parental love”