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You have to look for what you want in the right place

14 May

The first picture of my self-help book, said the voice in my head (the ambitious one).

vase, looking for happiness, finding what you want, obstruction

Transformations

5 May

We are back.

ENG

transformation, bra, hypnosis

NL

heteroseksueel, bh, hypnose

 

 

 

Communication with girls

19 Feb

puberty, communication, girls, shower, freaky, creep

communiceren, communicatie, meisjes, puberteit, griezel, pervert

 

 

 

About maths

21 Jan

A tiny cute little cartoon about Maths…

Nederlands:  Klik op afbeelding aub

wiskunde, pedofilie, leerkracht

English:  Click on image please

maths, pedophilia, rape, cartoon

In the museum

27 Dec

English

museum, anthropology, decapitated head, fetish

Dutch

museum, antropologie, onthoofd, fetish

 

Partanus wishes you merry stuffings

26 Dec

 

christmas, stuffing, mary poppins, drinking, feast

 

What is your Christmas routine?

 

The cliche corrected

2 Dec

It’s been ages…But we are back. With something that might cause some discussions…

cliche, men, women, sex, money, naked, what men thing, what women think, sexist, sexism

The cliche corrected

 

Portrait

13 Aug

It has been a long time. But maybe after seeing this cartoon you might think I could have waited a bit longer.

Yet, here it is…

English:

portrait artist poo shit love

En in het Nederlands (vele beter natuurlijk, stelletje Engelstalige klootzakken):

portret kunst poep stront liefde geschenk

 

 

Did you do something with your hair?

30 May

INGLISLSH

hair dresser cartoon women stereotypes

DLUTSCH

kapper cartoon "droge humor"

 

When I ask to do the washing up…

12 Apr

polsen, cartoon, the exorcist, afwas

wrists, cartoon, "washing up", "the exorcist"

What hands think

28 Mar

I saw this one in an older sketchbook and had to giggle like a little girl.

cartoon, vingers, handen, vingeren

cartoon, fingers, to finger, hands

Admit it. You secretly fingered one hand with the other. You can share your experience here.

 

 

 

Stil life

21 Mar

Painting of inanimate objects.

cartoon, painting, art, genitals, cup of coffee, tit, box, bottle

cartoon, stilleven, kunst, schilderij, doos, fles, tiet, genitaliën, koffie

 

 

 

 

Republicans

18 Mar

Rick Santorum scares the hell out of me! How can one trust a guy like that? Anyway, he probably sins against his own preaching like mad and had more male flesh in his rectum than Jenna Jameson.

Anyway, I’m not an american and I hope one of those fbi bots doesn’t find my cartoon and put me on a black list so one day I would be in trouble when I want to visit the states and a republican government is in power.

republicans, "gay bashing", gay marriage, cartoon

En in het Nederlands:

cartoon, republikeinen, Rick Santorum, "gay bashing", homo huwelijk

You should always look beautiful!

16 Mar

elefantiasis, cartoon, schoonheid, mooi wezen

cartoon, elephantiasis, "shaving legs"

 

 

 

 

Why artists don’t have social lives…

2 Mar

Something other artists can relate to I guess…

Have a nice weekend, person.

cartoon "geen sociaal leven" artiesten 'obsessie'

cartoon "artists" "no social life" obsession "drawing for work" "drawing for yourself"

 

 

 

 

Raggamuffin

28 Feb

Apologies to my English speaking audience but the next bit is impossible to translate…

Het lag al een tijdje op mijn balzak. Een Selah Sue cartoontje.

cartoon "selah sue" "lady gaga" "selah Sue fan"

 

 

tight pants

16 Feb

cartoon "strakke broek" neger negroide kuit greenpeace links "politieke correctheid"

cartoon "tight pants" "political correctness" negro african-american

 

 

 

Painter

15 Feb

kleuter cartoon "wanner ik groot ben" schilder Hitler

cartoon baby "when I grow up" painter hitler

 

 

 

Long straw

3 Feb

cartoon "long straws are awesome" "drink straw" "sucking on straw"

I imagined the character thinking this whilst sucking on a straw. I agree with him. They are awesome.

And he has a beautiful sucking face.

cartoon "lange rietjes zijn tof"

 

The way to success

31 Jan

succes cartoon "the way to success" "lazy person"

Voor Nederlands klik op de onderstaande thumbnail:

succes cartoon luierik luiwannes viezerik

We all know them. It could be your boss, your mother-in-law, the grumpy gardener…People who blame other people for their lack of succes instead of doing something about it themselves. I, for example, could be filthy rich by now, but I blame all of you for not donating 10.000 euros to my paypal account! Anyway… happy whatever-day.

On the bus

30 Jan

Englez

cartoon bus courtesy "old lady" "teenager" smartphone

Olandez

cartoon hoffelijkheid "openbaar vervoer" bejaarde senior jongeren smartphone facebook

Throwing parties

25 Jan

feestje cartoon vrienden "geen vrienden"

"throwing a party" "no friends" cartoon

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